Hate. I do.
Slacking, this weekend Ill be productive. Ill have something of interest. Until then.
Listen you stupid fucks. All of you Krew pants wearing, studded belt, rail skating fags need to do what you do best. Stop skating banks cause its the cool thing to do. Take your five oh fakies and your crailslides and go do them on rails. You would fit in so much more there. Im sick of seeing all of you fags skating banks. Honestly maybe I would watch your footage if you would just go back to skating rails and hubbas, even if you have unborn chicken steez. Leave skating the obscure spots to those who do it best, Puleo, Ricky, Dodge and the other select few. You were unforinatly born on the east coast, although you belong on the west coast doing your fucking crail slides down handrails. Whens the last time you saw Ricky backlip a handrail or Puleo crailslide a fucking lame ass blue hubba or Dodge airwalk a 17 stair. Never. Go kickflip fucking frontside grind a hubba and stop saying the spot looks urban because you saw Puleo skate a similar spot in Static II. I'm bummed that Josh put one of your kind in Static III. Florida isnt urban. Its fucking tropical, you pussy, none of you fucks probably have even stepped foot into New York, cause if you did you would get shit on by the whole city. Stop buying cordoroys too, that pisses me off even more. You didnt know what cordoroys were until you saw Fred Gall wearing them. Half of you probably didnt know who Fred Gall was until a year ago. Go skate citi bank, at least if your going to call something urban, there is a fucking background of buildings there. So take your tight pants, yellow brand boards and thrift store shirts and move to San Diego.
Listen you stupid fucks. All of you Krew pants wearing, studded belt, rail skating fags need to do what you do best. Stop skating banks cause its the cool thing to do. Take your five oh fakies and your crailslides and go do them on rails. You would fit in so much more there. Im sick of seeing all of you fags skating banks. Honestly maybe I would watch your footage if you would just go back to skating rails and hubbas, even if you have unborn chicken steez. Leave skating the obscure spots to those who do it best, Puleo, Ricky, Dodge and the other select few. You were unforinatly born on the east coast, although you belong on the west coast doing your fucking crail slides down handrails. Whens the last time you saw Ricky backlip a handrail or Puleo crailslide a fucking lame ass blue hubba or Dodge airwalk a 17 stair. Never. Go kickflip fucking frontside grind a hubba and stop saying the spot looks urban because you saw Puleo skate a similar spot in Static II. I'm bummed that Josh put one of your kind in Static III. Florida isnt urban. Its fucking tropical, you pussy, none of you fucks probably have even stepped foot into New York, cause if you did you would get shit on by the whole city. Stop buying cordoroys too, that pisses me off even more. You didnt know what cordoroys were until you saw Fred Gall wearing them. Half of you probably didnt know who Fred Gall was until a year ago. Go skate citi bank, at least if your going to call something urban, there is a fucking background of buildings there. So take your tight pants, yellow brand boards and thrift store shirts and move to San Diego.
posted by corn's closet at
10:38 PM
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First off look at this photo you look like broke down Scotty Conley stealin that myspace idea you smelly bastard... Second I heard you suck at takin photos, and how dare you doonie ass put ryan dodges name in the same sentece or even same fuckin page as ricky oyola or bobby you donk! Third crailslides are potient shown by my digga Johan .. tryna hate are you kidding me.. dude think twice.. .what kind of camera do you have? hvx who you think you are ty evans or something.. broke down ass dumptruck.. save it monkey! get a vx and some friends and maybe you wont have to hate on ill heads baphoone!! Yellow brands not even in S.D. BROAHDIE!!...... oh wow... i just found more info. static 3. "t was good but to be honest wanst completely feeling it" i feel bad for your whole preception on skateboarding if you weren't feelin that video. go watch dying to live!.... kevin c. just knowing what this kid is possible of he must be filming for something else. your a fucking idiot. david kaywho? ok then. nate. pretty much forgot the whole part. you smell ok ok Bengi. Tricks that stuck out from the friends section, Ben Gore, did a crazy ass kickflip down in Lauderdale off the white humps on the beach out into the street. dude not even in ftl. shits in fucking miami spots not even white and where the fuck is the beach around that shit bitch.. just shut up. Why the fuck Brad Cromer had a trick in the video, I have no clue, fucking go suck a dick Brad your a fucking joker... brad wiill shit all over you and your boys. you should suck his dick. . the only thing you got right is anthony williams being a donk just about the same as you.. so get out of fla you fucking joker. CLOWN!!
if you are going to hate back, you should at least put your name on it. he's not anonymous, you shouldn't be either.
Dear Anonymous,
Scotty Conley Who? Show me something other than myself and maybe you'll have an arguement. Second off I'm not afraid to write my name you pussy everyone knows who I am. Obviously I got you and your boys panties in a bunch here and your actually calling me out on making fun of your boyfriends. Yeah I know Yellow isnt from San Diego, its a washed up bunch of Florida kids, that originated as a company started out as a Jacksonville. Get a VX? Those things are beat, I had one seven years ago. What are you jealous I have one or can afford one. SO sorry I dont keep up on my Miami spots and their locations, being I have been doing something with my life for the past year and a half, what have you been doing sucking dick and taking it up the ass for the past year and a half from Joe Perrin so you can know where the spots are? You must have such a life lurking the internet at 1:51 am.
http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/imageviewer_ss.aspx?LastImage=18&SlideShowID=124&ImageID=10629&ImageNumber=17&img=images/dav06myspace16.jpg
That's Matt Milligan O.G FLA head prolly before you stepped on a board.n that idea was years ago. Do research monkey. Case Closed!
Perhaps we can agree on constructing a common ground between this pseudo- Biggie/ Tupac binary through the means of some overdue & way over needed writing and grammar classes. I understand the necessity of critical assessment, however with such poor writing and non-the-less spelling, your ideas seem so pointless. I mean, you are aspiring to work in some sort of skate-media, correct?
Sharky I dont know what the fuck you are talking about, sorry I am not as sophisticated and cultured as you and Gainsville. I mean if you are going for sophisticated you should go with Gerald as your name. This is straight Big Brother status here son.
lol "unborn chicken steez" thats the greatest thing ever
why dont you just sk-8......your forgeting the whole part...FUN
Yea the sad part is the only reason u and the rest of your 561 bitches and "FLA" kids talk shit about Johan is because well lets see his ass is actually going somewhere with skating while you dumb fucks are still living at home with ur parents or bumming off them. And Cornhole or w/e the fuck your name is from what i heard you hate on everyone even your own "brothers", maybe its ur lack of skating and shitty photo skill or maybe just ur small dick makes you feel the need to hate on everyone cuz someones better then you at something or bigger then you. And to the kid who posted "unborn chicken steeze" i saw ur shitty ass photos no wonder no one's ever heard on you. And haha bet your only hating on johan cuz everyone else does that in ur town. Grow some fucking balls kid! ohh and corn from wat i hear your the laughing stock of your home town, its sad to see someone with such a big ego have one for no reason at all.So you little fagget bitches with your "skate is life tats" get the fuck over urself and respect the fucking people better then you instead of hating
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