Top 5 Reasons
Top Five Reasons I Currently Dislike skateboarding.
(in no particular order)
1. Krew Pants
2. Pole Jam Wallrides
3. West Palm Kids
4. Kids who strive to be Pat Stiener
5. Kids that need skateboarding, ie. Brad Cromer, Yohan.
(in no particular order)
1. Krew Pants
2. Pole Jam Wallrides
3. West Palm Kids
4. Kids who strive to be Pat Stiener
5. Kids that need skateboarding, ie. Brad Cromer, Yohan.
posted by corn's closet at
8:47 AM
50 Comments:
HATE HATE HATE
heres 1 of my reasons for hating skateboarding.
Your lame ass photos.
whats goin down on the water bed once fred tan gets there and you clap off the lights?
So you hate skateboarding becuase other people have made skateboarding there lives? It's like saying you hate medicine becuase everyones all healthy and shit.. what the fuck? Yo first and foremost suck my dick. Quite frankly i think your jelous these kids have made a life out of what they love
Haha I love this. There are skateboarders that need skateboarding and skaters that skateboarding needs. Skateboarding does not need those fools. Hate on my lame ass photos, I really dont care. Lets try not being anoymous and see who you are, and see some of your photos. I've never once have said my photos are good or should be published or anything.
And to the suck my dick part, you would like that wouldn't you? Fucking homo.
u spelt steiner and johan wrong. and i.e. is the proper use of illustrated example.
spelt = spelled.
Nice try cupcake.
you forgot reason 6.....because I cant skate
i love this shit.....lmao.....What a bunch of dorks....i love polejam wallrides... circa 1995.....i dont care about peoples pants....frankly.. i dont look at boys buts
how come you didnt try and come back at the fred tan rumors?
Its simple I dont get down like West Palm kids do, making out and eating popcorn under the covers of your little brothers bed holding hands with another dude.
but you love pole jam butt plugs
dont you wear fubu?
damn.
fuck brad cromer, and i stole ur chick . just watch my youtube video. oh ya that night she sharted in my bed! ewww stinky.
u fat blue berry drunk ball
u smell like beans and ur white T has titty dirt stains. lets crank that lawn mower baby!!! RRRAAAGGGGGGGAAYYYYY BRRREEEUUUMMPPPPPAAAA to circle k and get those scratch offs. scratch those suckers with ur pimp weiner. u look like u could be pangs dad.
dick sucking fag cunt
That harpoon skit is not funny in the least. You should put your clothes back on and buy some swiss bearings because you skate slow as fuck. West Palm is full of unoriginal fags.
i want to know y this guy hates brad cromer so much. know him? is there a reason he hates johan and cromer
because he can sk-8..
unoriginality. following trends. copy cats.
i'll go through the list:
tranny is cool. check.
tight cords. check.
zissou beanie. check.
8 inch + board. check.
whacky tricks. (willy grind+ more). check.
only skating spots other people skate. check.
vans era's. check.
limp wristed lazy push. check.
smedium american apparel tee. check.
bi-curious?. check.
whimsical myspace. check.
hipster musical choice. check.
rowley just did that gap out to fifty a curb in an ad, i better copy that and do it in an ad too. come up with my own idea? no way. it's much easier to copy and paste, and the kids will love it! gotta make my fans happy!
keeping it east coast - check
hd cameras - check
smoking "blunts" - check (to all the homeys who think smoking blunts is cool its a waste of weed)
clothes that dont fit - check
nike sb - check
underage girls - check
static before the sesh - check
"making money" - check
name dropping - check
shit talking - check
claiming shit - check
get a job then go skate. yall fuckers suck on trends like they are teets too ya fukin wiggas. think for yourself. i wann no if theres personal reasons for hate on these kids. or if this dude is just jealous
ALL THAT SHIT ABOVE SOUNDS PRETTY TIGHT, I'M DOWN TO HANG OUT WITH THOSE FOOLS! BLUNTS AND BITCHES SOUND BETTER THAN BI-CURIOUS!!!!!!!
EAST COAST SON!
yall fools on some kids blog thats in the closet aka closet case how u gonna hate on bi curious wen ya boy is just that. its all about joints faggots
SO YOUR ADMITTING THAT JO AND BRAD ARE BI.
MAD HOMO KID.
ya misheard me u must be too blunted cornsCLOSET, closet case maybe? whats up with that both them too kids be pumpin hot blonde bitches last i seen.
closet monster, cornhole, thats that o.g. stuville.com material, get with it. corn's not gay nor is he in the closet, the kid has runs a porn site from what I hear, and no its not one that west palm kids would go to.
they still make FUBU?
thats almost as bad as having those 3 fur nikes in the gay ass colors.
this is getting a bit out of hand. you guys should all grab some beers and go skate a mini ramp together. you would probably end up being friends. wiggers and hipsters unite.
oh and those fur nikes are worth about a grand right now. i'd say that was a good investment.
fully agreed with the Boss all of you just wasted your time to type worthless hating comments on a Blog.
Just do you, and chill
teak said it best. lmao this is more entertaining than lurking some spaceee
ohhh the drama! ohh the entertainment!
hate hate hate hate hate
boss you posted 7 hours ago. i just checked ebay about the fur nikes i dont think your post could have been right at all.
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=3+bears+nike&category0=
hateboarding at its best
chick aint nothing but a skate ho!....wat fur nikes wats that trend o yea thats that east coast shit not a trend at all. anyone who touches those things is a fucking coward ass traitor to their manhood
ebay is not the spot to sell nikes guy. these are accurate:
http://www.flightclubla.com/p.php?fc=la&c=sb&sc=dunksbmd&i=080223
http://www.flightclubla.com/p.php?fc=la&c=sb&sc=dunksblo&i=080212
http://www.flightclubla.com/p.php?fc=la&c=sb&sc=dunksbhi&i=080222
yeah. that totals about 9 bills. that's a bit closer to a grand than the 200 he shelled out to get em. that is a good flip. get a clue before you talk.
ahahah this is so ridicluse get em teak
Damn. 40 comments. That is some blogspot records there.
All I know is this:
#1 You can get some fresh new Krew denim or cords at the most core shop in Vero, Bali Blue. Don't forget to pick up some Oakley's and a skimboard while your there.
#2 Don't even try to wrap your public school mind around Teak's business savy, because you can't.
#3 Nike SB does more for skateboarding than any of you realize.
#4 In two years, no one will remember the names Supra or Krew.
#5 No matter what, we will always have beer and mini-ramps...
argggggg
Nikes , krew , corn , brad c. n vans, teak lesiure , johnny muthfuckin volume greco , mark g, gay boys on boards , cats with blunts and baggy pants , , hipster skaters ,celeb-skaters, wannabes skaters , terry big mouth rapping kennedy , josh politician stewart , dudes getting paid from it , dudes not , dudes butt sour from not , ALL you hating , if everyone was exactly like you , shit would be boring ... we all have one COMMON thing that we really like doing ..drum rollll.........we SKATEBOARD .....now im not saying lets all have dinner , just get in where you fit in ....yea yeayea
"Damn. 40 comments. That is some blogspot records there." !!!! See corn, when your all over brad and johans dick all the time your blog just keeps blowing up. And stop pretending that you don't get girls cause your ugly, or cause you still look like your mom dresses you. It's obvious, you want dick. Not just one dick, but millions of dicks.
Every kid you skate with "strives to be pat steiner" Just like you "strive" to be Josh Stewart.
give up.
damn corn knows my life story. thanks broooo!!!! dude i cant wait till the new urban outfitters opens to get more smediums! omg lawlz like totaly rofl. right corn? its weird you call this little blog of yours the corns closet. seems pretty large considering you have yet to come out of it. your pathetic, check. you hate cause your the worst dude out, check.
get him johan brad needs to chime in so we can dead this fools street cred
Dont get it twisted, we stay mad BLUNTED SON... Pass that shit DUN!!! MAKE EM SAY UGHHH... Corns gotta the internet going crazy, who woulda thought!!!
why are all these kids fighting? whats it gonna do?
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