And the Nominees Are…
Here at Corn's Closet we are a democracy, we give power to the viewers. Wack Kid Wednesdays start off as a place for me to speak the truth about people, now it just seems as if people think its more of a celebrity roast type of thing. I have people requesting to be on it. Fuck that, you aren't going to be given the free grace to request yourself to be on here. So with that said here are the nominees for this weeks Wack Kid Wednesday.
First up, he will lurk your myspace, and try and sleep with your sister....
Ryan O'Connor
Next up, he is an Undercover officer, he will sell you a board, then two hours later arrest you for using it...
Rob Perkins
And our final nominee, he will shoot your photo, and then never give it to you.
Mike Little
All votes are due by 11:59PM Tuesday. And if anyone is too afraid they might hurt someones feelings, you can post as annoymous on this thread.
First up, he will lurk your myspace, and try and sleep with your sister....
Ryan O'Connor
Next up, he is an Undercover officer, he will sell you a board, then two hours later arrest you for using it...
Rob PerkinsAnd our final nominee, he will shoot your photo, and then never give it to you.
Mike LittleAll votes are due by 11:59PM Tuesday. And if anyone is too afraid they might hurt someones feelings, you can post as annoymous on this thread.
posted by corn's closet at
7:15 PM
69 Comments:
O'Con. Hes so fucking whack!
ocon is the cutest out of all them
Ocon for sure! I could do the write up for this kid! Here is my review:
Ryan Oconnor: Boys with u when he needs something, will sell ur soul to come up, Will ditch u when something better comes along, If you dont help him out when he needs something u become lame, Thinks he is a celebrity, cant fit his head through a door even without the hair, has exactly 8 tricks, hyped on himself, puts his cover shot in lazy moon so people will see it and recognise him, narcicist, put himself on a thsirt then wears it, flannel shirt every day oh wait except when he wears himself on a tee, if you are cool or good he wants to be seen with you. did i some it al up? i think he wins "for surrreee"
ocon, fuck em
dont forget he sucks cocks too!
This is all so good so far. Dream do come true.
ps and I can't spell too. put that in there. I am fucked.
just like joey, i am fucking honored that you are thinking about me you faggot....it makes me happy to know that the true wackest kid... can just man up and put himself in his own wack kid wednesday
to john.... i got mad respect for you kid. but when you come at me threatening me....you ain gonna get shit.
but you guys can send out threats cuz im still waiting to get "pummeled at my own doorstep"
just holla at me when your close the door will be unlocked, ill be chillen with a 12 gauge present...since youll be walking in my house itll be straight homey
just have fun filming yourself jerk off with that fancydancy hd fish
"to john.... i got mad respect for you kid. but when you come at me threatening me....you ain gonna get shit."
Well after 3 months of phone calls, emails, what do you expect a dozen roses from him?
i wonder when corn will get josh stewarts ball sack out of his mouth. and he calls me gay! hot damn.
ps.
i pick ocon
first off its my fucking photo, i shot the photo i supplied the film, camera, flashes and everything else, i reserve the right to not give anyone any photo just like a buisness reserves the right to not serve someone... know that it is all copyrighted by me. so therefore all photos are property of who ... oh thats who MIKE LITTLE
i'm curious why you wouldn't want that photo to run? it was a good photo. good trick. everyone was happy right? why would you take the photo if you weren't down to have it published?
besides the fact that i had no phone for almost all of those 3 months and got my laptop fixed about 2 weeks ago, all my photo shit formatted to mac and only available to pc, and a wife that had me not caring about skating at the moment cuz i was burnt out, i had not one problem with it being run, till i got threatened.....the film has since met my friend mr. bic after just getting a phone to recieve an oh so friendly voice mail. so fuck that shit, like i said its all property of me, your gonna take it to violence go for it hurt me, its just gonna goon you out more....i had all the respect for john till he came at me like that,i dont care if it was 3 fucking years...and corn ... dont get me started on him. unlike him i have more important things to do then bash people on the internet to make up for my lacking male ego
time to smoke a blunt
Worst excuse ever. I'd message you through myspace and your ass would read it and never write back. At least write back and give us a heads up you are having some type of "problem" with your equipment. Not to responsible on your part. The only problem with your equipment will be after John smashes it into your forehead the next time he sees you. Go lurk myspace fool, boost your self confidence by posting some bulletins like every other self confidence lacking kid in south florida.
reasonable excuse. being threatened over a skateboarding photo is beat. i would've run it in ftk. that would've been funnier. oh well.
"The only problem with your equipment will be after John smashes it into your forehead the next time he sees you."
that comment sounded real dumb. this whole thing is getting a bit childish.
wake the fuck up you all are a bunch of clones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfbXYQMiJbg
1This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
6For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
7Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
8Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
9But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as their's also was.
10But thou hast fully known my doctrine, manner of life, purpose, faith, longsuffering, charity, patience,
11Persecutions, afflictions, which came unto me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra; what persecutions I endured: but out of them all the Lord delivered me.
12Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
13But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
14But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;
15And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
17That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.
Ha ha ha All that lame-ass Jesus stuff comes in first place for wack kid of the week. In a close second, would be that little cry baby Mike Little. He sounds like a super fag. This is just a rumor, but I heard that tubby oaffy bastard that runs that Florida magazine with the shitty photos, ftc or some shit, kissed that kid on the lips. I understand him not wanting to give up his photo, but he gave up a lot more when he swapped spit with poser magazine guy.
Can't Lewis be Wack Kid for enternity, oh wait he already is.
someone should bash fuckfaces 2 million dollar hd cam that his fucking parents bought him into his face. then maybe he will wake the fuck up and realize everyone is using him and he has not one true friend. and is making enemys with basically everyone in south florida. corn face the fucking facts brother no one likes you at all. the only kids who do are the dumb ass kids from whereever the fuck you live who dont know what is fucking legit. go peep your boy bouchers photos. then look at mikey littles and then get back at me who should really be this weeks wack kid.
cool wtite up on ocon daniel wheatley
cool wtite up on ocon daniel wheatley
if john wants to break my shit let him heh, its not like i dont still have that angry voice mail, or all these threatening comments, all its gonna do is get me a new setup via insurance, plus a hassy with fish and lumeys after all the fucking charges filed on aggrivated assault and extortion over a photo, which thus links corn by association, which means, ill have a new hd cammy with a death that ill gladly smash into the ground in front of corn
so keep typing up all your shit
youll see one of the next focus, who needs corn assistance...i got better connects, itll be in a banging ass photo incentives section, already sent the photo out so go fuck your self corn
honestly you were tight before you brod out in brolando with your miller chill
have mommy buy you more shit so you can have the illest kid and no idea how to use it
and it sucks i couldnt get out of work to shoot luis' tricks at china rail cuz all the homies here are bashing your ass for a lame ass photo...thats why im family, and your a kook.....ill be down here in miami....HOLLA
AND TO ME KISSING TONY REDDINGTON....hahah you guys are real jokes, i dont care if fucking ftk is wack or not, its a paycheck. and a damn better one then focus according to a very realiable source (who happens to do a lot of work with focus, and by a lot, i mean A LOT) you guys can call the magazine as wack as you want, but it just makes my bank account grow
ill scan whats left of johns nosegrind when i get a chance(which was abd by paul sakoff).....oh and that switch back tail....got lost when i moved into the new apartment
ps i love these people talking shit under anonymous, man up you little fucking twelve year olds
oh and ps ... as much as you hate me, i got a bunch of back in this world, so your insignificant asses hating on me, go for it. my photos will still get run, ill still shoot , ill still get paid
and in the end, me getting paid is all it comes down to, you can have your fun on your blogspot corn, im hyped that i bother you enough to be a nominee for the coveted wack kid wednesdays, like i said in my first comment, maybe one day youll man up and do yourself an entry for wack kid wednesday, cuz your hating on everyone thats going somewhere, while your stuck in brolando dick in hand
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2052/1804841838_7ebc7b915e.jpg
all of this fuss is over this photo, meanwhile the rail got front feebled and back smithed both first try by luis perez
goddamn! do you see that dudes getup!? those shoes are so sick man! please film a whole part in them!
damn.
so whats the vote up to Mr. DICK IN HAND?
Has anyone seen this yet?
http://www.ircsheriff.org/prog_nw_inmate_search_details.cfm?bookingID=-72464
wow corn your really giving it to me man.
Johan make sure you close your blinds real good this stalker has your address now! Next thing you know youll have a peeping corn on your hands. COVER UP!
o m g i know right! what a cuuuurrrreeeeepppppppeeeerrrr
Yohan you know how corn speaks about you having all these fans?
johan was kill'n it in jail.
yea?
He sounds like hes running the crazed fan club. Really i didnt know about you being a badass and goin to jail. But this kid, the same kid that claims to hate you knew and has the photos? Kinda crazy maybe he just wants you to just give it to him jail style cuz you know, he claims your a homo too.
haha, oh shit.. like scott told me once. how does corn get these photos? and an even better question is what does he do with them when he doesn't post them on the blog.. who is the homo now
yea i was thinking the same thing. i mean his parents buy him everything he wants any way. maybe he had them buy him a survelince system and put it at my house? whatever he did he is the biggest creep ive seen thus far in life. but scott i forgot to ask you how was your weekend?
ocon how was your weekend while were on the subject?
skated all day on sat with the homies and didn't give a fuck about no camera or contest.
sounds like you did some soul skating with some great people and a digi cam, and if im not mistaken a boardslide? luh you daw.
homo
Well, Yohan I'm glad you asked! I woke up and you know I had to put the pink collared shirt on fresh out the gates . (You know I gonna look fresh when chillin pool side with bitch beer, chicks dig it. Right?!?!.) Then made a flier for my party that was going on that night and sent it to everyone on the space. The theme was "Champions of Beer Pong" It was poppin once the only guest got there. Thats about it. Whats up with you? Capture any whacky tricks this weekend on film?
um thank god you asked! ive been dying to tell you my secret new ender! this weekend i willy grind nollie tred that really sick china spot in orlando. then i took it down a notch and did lipslide to nosegrind to nose manny to five the securtiy car! then after i called you and came down to south florida to attend your ever so raging champions of beer pong party! let me tell you scott. you were looking damn cute in that pink popped collar! may i ask where you picked it up?
um thank god you asked! ive been dying to tell you my secret new ender! this weekend i willy grind nollie tred that really sick china spot in orlando. then i took it down a notch and did lipslide to nosegrind to nose manny to five the securtiy car! then after i called you and came down to south florida to attend your ever so raging champions of beer pong party! let me tell you scott. you were looking damn cute in that pink popped collar! may i ask where you picked it up?
This little place called Corns Closet.
corn should come out of the closet already
THATS CRAZY THAT SOME DUDE WITH DOWNES SYNDROME AND A LAZY EYE HAS THE SAME NAME AS YOU JOHAN... HE GOT ARRESTED IN INDIAN RIVER COUNTY TOO!!! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!!!???
i know what a small world!
O yea i forgot to tell you. I bought a new laptop for someone but i dont really care to share the story.
BAhahaha! we are kill'n it on here. I forgot about the laptop ordeal.
so if you be my girlfriend ill buy you a laptop! corn how many actual women have you had sex with? if we were making bets here id bet 500 dollars that your still a virgin.
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yo motherfuckers if this was a game of chess motherfucking david cahall just got checkmated! i have never laughed so fucking hard at this blog. seriously option A delete ur blog and move to a new country Option b kill yourself. thats it
bahaha, doesn't everyone wanna see who the lucky lady is that came up on a new laptop??
here she is everybody. just look how happy she is...
http://bp1.blogger.com/_ilwUERCpIFI/RpKlbAQFKkI/AAAAAAAAABE/fpB5APWwnYg/s1600-h/DSC_0084.jpg
Oh believe me she didn't get that new macbook so easy.. she had to go on a road trip with the corn hole to the big city to get one. free trip to NYC and a macbook.. poor girl.
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did he fuck her
nahhhhhhh i wanna be a nomaneeeeeeee so i can spit in yor facee
u a pussy nigga
of course he didnt fuck her hes a virgin
VIRGIN CHAMPIONS OF BEER PONG!!!!!!!!!
SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE I DARE YOU!
so who is it ... is it me please let it be
WOAH, Bring me in this? First off i dont know who any of you are? I shoot photos cause i like to its fun i hope to get good at it and I agree that Mikey takes better photos then me but every photo is different. Johan keep my name out of your mouth you dont know me.
As for whack kids wensdays I vote Rob lol
Nope, this is Daniel Wheatley. I do vote for Ocon though. All that shit is pretty true about him. This is some pretty awful shit though. Come on people, can't we all just get along and agree that Ocon is the wackest kid this wednesday, but still a nice guy? Everyone is a bit of a kook if you think hard enough about it. JG would you just post your real name on here you pussy! If anyone hasn't seen weekendtage yet, you are blowing it.
My opinion on the whole taking photos and filming people situation is, don't shoot or film them if you are not planning on giving them the shot/footy. You obviously wanted to shoot/film the person or you wouldn't have done it. Either that or don't shoot/film with someone you aren't friends with. We all know the kids that just film everyone and will shoot anyone as long as they are good are fucking kooks! Until it becomes a job that is. Unless you are getting paid to shoot joe rando, go hang with your own friends. That way you know you will get your photo/footy.
We are all lame! Know why? We are all on a fucking blog right now! Fucking internet!
Ocon Wins!!
http://blip.tv/file/get/Wheatleyman1-OconPromoBangerangPromo1732.mov
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daniel wheatley did write that shit about ocon up there, no doubt. all that shit talking u been doin done lost u some friends boy! aint getting in my car no more so go ahead talk shit cuz i hung out with fugal, or jack, or ocon, or joey instead of u.
btw, y u want ocon to have a part in ur video if u think hes such a dick?
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Nah, I didn't. I would tell all of that shit to Ocons face any day of the week. Yeah Ocon's a dick lately, but he's my friend. You are the biggest dickhead on earth JG, but I still hang with you. Lost friends, who's friendship did I lose? Ocon's? That kid hates everyone at one point or another, next week he'll hate you! You will still want to be friends with him though, because you are 25 and don't have any friends your own age. Why do you gotta act like such a fag on these lame blogs, then as soon as we're in person you are so nice? cute too. Are you trying to impress these people you don't even know, so hopefully when you run into them they think you are cool? JG stop acting hard, you are way too cute for that. Now go rub some sun tan lotion on and maintain that excellent tan of yours. Maybe you can put Fugal's nuts in your tan mouth? Fugal would be hyped to get some action, and you'd be hyped to touch Fugal! Win Win situation!
i have proof that you wrote that i can show you, give me ur email and i can email u the file that shows what zipcode the comment came from even ur ip adress.
a. im 22
b. grew up in florida buddy been outside my whole life hard to stay pasty white maybe you can teach me how to work in an air conditioned rollerblade store! or hang out on "theories" and i will turn a different color.
c. i am swedish and german ya ol cunt what color am i supposed to be.
d. im sorry im friends with everybody, even people you hate and i am sorry i dont hang out with u everyday i know people that are more fun to hang with too.
e. check ur heroes section on the space, r u fantasizing of rubbin those guys thangs
f. basically i dont need to hang out with u, all you do is gossip about skateboarders, u get jealous when ur friends hang with other people (not just ocon, u used to talk my ear off about bert skating with that jake kid), ur fucking jewishly cheap, u automatically always get shotgun, u bitch and moan and stutter about everyone, ur basically a butch tall ass girl.
g. if you write comment on here again one you are admitting that you are a traitorous bitch and u like to suck cock. two, for the love of god do something besides skataboard or talk about skateboarding tomorrow go do something fun. for example the rays are playing tomorrow, watch it, if they win they go to the alcs, and i will be going i asked bert if he wanted to go he said yea, and i asked grant too. i am sorry if u get jealous but i only get 4 tix and not enough for u. nyways grow up dude, take ur girl to the boneyard, drink a fucking beer and chill. were trying to help u daniel, trust me i am not the only one whos sick of all ur blah blah blah u do everyone wants u to shut up.
btw pat said your edit was ok but mine was funny and "original", serious. he was at a party we all went to, jack said u werent invited tho cuz u talk to much shit about him :(
c ya round, im still not driving u tho. im blocking this website, i blocked theoris of atl last month.
o and wes called me today, hes like 30 but hes my friend, but ur friend too? wait? what?
and rods like 25 so we should stop hanging with him
grants like 33 so well be seein him.
peace! c u in the streets!
GET A LIFE FAGGOT(S) KNIVES ONLY YMT
jg, you are such a fucking kook. first of all, i am joking about you being tan. it is supposed to be stupid, take a fucking joke. I know you are 22, but either way the fact is you used to hate hanging out with ocon when we weren't skating, you used to think he was annoying, but now that he is popular you are all of a sudden his best friend, cause he can get you in the same room with other girls. you make me out to be some dude that complains the whole time. i'm not fucking jealous of people not hanging out with me, i am hyped on all of us meeting new people to skate with. is it lame if your friends would ditch you to hang out with somebody else though? hell yeah! why couldn't we all go skate? i wasn't bummed that bert was skating with jake, i was bummed that jake was being a dick about all bert's footage. I don't work at a rollerblade store, they sell skateboards and surfboards, sorry I actually HAVE A JOB. Wiat a minute, weren't you the one who was trying to get a job there and just asked me to get you a job the other day? Yeah, that was you, you fucking hypocrite. I am not asking you to not hang out with ocon, I don't even not want to hang out with ocon, but you are defending this dude and say I am hating on him. Ocon hates on every single person he hangs out with! He hates on his own friends non stop! I am cheap now? Because I didn't give you gas one day?? Motherfucker, you call me up and ask you to drive all th e way out to your house, pick up the skate shit you ordered, and mail it to you. I fucking did it for you, and you didn't even pay me! You gave me a picture frame that was sitting in your closet.
I am glad pat liked your edit, I didn't do mine to impress him like you might have though. It was for fun. Do I give a shit if jack invited me or not? No. Jack has never liked me, and has talked shit on me since I was a little kid for no reason. So I talked shit about him back, sorry for not liking a kid that was a dick to me.
I will see you next weekend when you come out and skate with me, that's when you will not say any of this shit, and wait to say it in front of everyone on the internet, cool man.
You people should skate a bowl.
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